Sunday 7 September 2008

The famous Mark Heaton.

As im jetting off to Uni soon, and leaving behind many people it's made me realise just how much i will miss Wigan, i've had 18years of my life here and as much as i say "i hate it here" i actually dont and will miss it millions!

The best years of that 18 was definatley the last 2 at good old John Rigby, i would live there if i could and will miss it so much, especially one lesson and famous gay idol that is Mark Heaton. The first time i spoke to him was in the libary when he turned around and said "this picture sums my life up in one" refering to a picture by David Hockney of a man lying face down on a bed with no pants on it was one of the funniest things ever, little did i know that this would lead to a beautiful friendship and was actually true it does sum his life up!

This one moment lead on to many beautiful moments, and in that short time some of the funniest moments of my life. Im going to make a list of them now but i know i'll miss loads of them off, all the 18th and us being the first people up on the dance floor, me doing my dance (hands waving around) and Mark looking like something off Dirty Dancing, but we do try and our particualr fave is Britney Spears this song will always remind me of him, many nights round Wigan town especially the old days of Pada which i miss so much. Many fags outside telling each other just how much we do love each other, me and my puking sessions usually some sort of VK making a reappearance in king street which Mark found hilarious, and recent days with Fletch outside hollyoaks "he's made me birthday!", making friends with the Norway people and me telling them i was actually a man and was going to bum Mark later on, mark getting my tits out outside Spicy Chicken, and the usual arguments "i fucking hate you you drank my fucking Vk" "i love you really!" i really will miss it!

But i will also miss the nights in and the times from college, like when we sneaked out of photography to buy doughnuts (they were 10p can you blame us!?!?) and Alista came out and caught us and marched us back into photography and i was dying to laugh all the way there, During values for living when we were in the chapel meditating and relaxing and my stomach growled really loud, embarrasing enought but Mark laughing made it worse! Joining Picture THis and bullying this girl because she said that a photograph i did would look better in colour than black and white haha she was probably right since i got a F in the end! The nights in at Mark (i still owe him for the pizza) and i still have his old man hoody, imagine the taxi mans face when i got in the taxi wearing a leather bat girl outfit with a massive brown old mans jumper over the top, i looked like a jumble sale gone wrong. I will return his jumper before i go to uni though!

But anyway this is were i will end, i could write lots more but we dont want Marks head getting any more bigger do we. I will miss him loads though but the thing is he better come and visit i hear canal street calling our names!

i love you :)



dancing queens!

Saturday 6 September 2008

Jumping on the bandwagon..

Since Mark Heaton, Nathan O'leary and Becki Spencer all have these amazing blogs, i thought i would jump on the bandwagon and create my own. But since im the most un-organised person in the world this will probably be another one of my failed ideas, I'll probably even forget my password and login name and then remember it 2 years later like i did with freewebs, matmice and bebo or beyybo as John Woodley would call it (whos remembers them?) These are all failed ideas in the past, which is probably gunna happen with this!

I actually fail already as i dont know what else to write but i guess this will do for my first time (lulz) as i have other more impartant things to do like google myself (http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&q=laura+waterworth) me and my photography is FAMOUS and if you go on page 3, king blogger MARK HEATON is there aswell, AMAZIN i knew our photography would get us famous someday even if i did get a F gawwwd!

BAI! :)